basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via pleatedjeans)

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

(via pizza)

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via ruinedchildhood)

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

(via perksofbeingajeey)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via confirmance)