octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via pizza)

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

(via ruinedchildhood)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

image

(via confirmance)

urbran:

hello 911, someone is wearing shoes with no socks on

(via justtwentysecondsofinsanecourage)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via pizza)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via pizza)

giraffepoliceforce:

therainbowgiraffes:

giraffepoliceforce:

not really feeling the christmas spirit right now tbh

???its august????

excuse you the christmas spirit can be felt year round if you’re just willing to find a place for it in your heart

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

(via zackisontumblr)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via confirmance)